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Devil Dish: Doing it doggy style

 by Matt Reinick
 published on Friday, April 30, 2004

Matt Reinick<br>The State Press/issues/sports/676148
Matt Reinick
The State Press


Have you noticed that your four-legged friend looks a little down lately? A German man by the name of Karl-Friedrich Lenze thinks he has the perfect solution to cheer your dog up -- a dog brothel house.

For those of you who aren't sure what a brothel is, it's a prostitute house. Lenze, a German race dog owner, wants his dogs' minds relaxed for their races, and thinks that there is no better way to ease their minds than having intercourse.

"If dogs can't get what they want, they get cranky, just like people," Lenze told

Lenze, who applied for the license for the doggy brothel last week, plans on charging dog owners $27 per half hour of loving. The house will even have "private rooms," which reminds me of my last trip to Las Vegas.

While a dog prostitute house may be a wild idea, it will at least keep your mutt from humping your leg.

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